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Patrick: What time is it, Norman? 
Norman: Almost midnight. 
Patrick: I have a strange feeling of foreboding! 
Norman: Relax, Patrick! It's normal to be uneasy on a camp-out! Don't worry. It's not dangerous. We're just in our own backyard! What could happen? 
Patrick: It sounds like it's raining! 
Norman: It can't be raining! 
Patrick: Look! There's something under the tent!! 
Norman: What the...
Both: Aaaaaaaaahhhh!! 
Ralph: Where's Bear Grylls when you need him?
Sep 1, 2014
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