Drabble by Kevin Fagan


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  1. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, over 1 year ago

    This, folks, is why my ringtone is a Chinese pop song. You hear “Für Elise” in a business meeting, I’m not one of the sixteen people reaching for their phones.

  2. mrsdonaldson

    mrsdonaldson said, over 1 year ago

    That’s when you need to have tied something large and colorful to your antenna.

  3. Llywus42

    Llywus42 said, over 1 year ago


    Or just be capable of remember something as simple as where you parked.

  4. pshapley

    pshapley said, over 1 year ago


    Isn’t that expecting a bit much from Ralph and Norm?

  5. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, over 1 year ago

    I can just imagine the automobile designers thinking when they came up with that feature to find your car or make sure that it’s locked, “Gee, what the world definitely needs is another annoying unnecessary noise!”

  6. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 1 year ago


    Don’t they give you a parking ticket at sporting events that tell you the space your car is parked in? (Every space is assigned a number.) Then all you need to do is look at the ticket.

  7. cabalonrye

    cabalonrye said, over 1 year ago

    I want the Top Gear system (the UK one). A balloon rises up, tied to the car.

  8. Ted Wade

    Ted Wade said, over 1 year ago

    My trick is to take a picture of the nearest lane marker from the perspective of the car. Bonus for catching a landmark in the background.

  9. sheldan

    sheldan said, over 1 year ago

    All I can say is, I hate all those weird ring tones. Mine is a “trill,” but I have heard of an old-fashioned phone ring as well.

  10. Sailor 46

    Sailor 46 said, over 1 year ago


    Ok, there’s no reason to get all rational and use common sense!

  11. cbrsarah

    cbrsarah said, over 1 year ago


    Not all places do that. It would also help if the car companies would offer more color choices for their cars rather than the drab browns, blacks, silvers, whites, grays, etc.

  12. platechick

    platechick said, over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of when I’d go to my daughter’s grade school to pick her up. The kids would be walking across the grass after class and the moron parents would be sitting in their cars, in traffic, honking their horns like their kid would somehow: A) Be paying attention B) Recognize THEIR car horn C) Care

  13. gladiator85

    gladiator85 said, over 1 year ago


    Yeah, but most cars don’t have antennas any more

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