Drabble by Kevin Fagan

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  1. washingtoneagle

    washingtoneagle said, 8 months ago

    Hoorah Hawks.

  2. starcandles

    starcandles GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    I began martial arts at 51, & weighed almost 300 pounds. Now, at 57, I feel great, have lost the weight, & am working on my 3rd degree black belt. Hang in their Ralph, & do something exciting! You are never too old!

  3. YatInExile

    YatInExile GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Almost 50? Damn youngun…

  4. tuna1

    tuna1 said, 8 months ago

    I know Ralph feels. Chronologically, I’m 55. Mentally I’m 25, and I’m trapped in an 85 year old body.

  5. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, 8 months ago

    @tuna1

    Right there with you tuna1. Comics always make me feel better though.

  6. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    @washingtoneagle

    big whoop
    Forgetta-Bowl

  7. prfesser

    prfesser said, 8 months ago

    If Ralph would lose a few pounds, he’d feel younger and he’d live longer.

  8. Skyrider

    Skyrider said, 8 months ago

    On my 50th birthday I was standing on top of Mt. Kilimanjaro in Tanzania. Went back and did it a 2nd time a couple of years later.

  9. Agingstoner

    Agingstoner said, 8 months ago

    50 is the New 20.

  10. rgcviper

    rgcviper said, 8 months ago

    As I always say, getting older beats the heck out of the alternative.

  11. Jerry Carlson

    Jerry Carlson said, 8 months ago

    53 tomorrow, about 18 pounds lighter than I was at 52. I think of my age as something I achieved myself, not a crime that was done to me. I also refer to the Distinguished side of 50 (in between the Respectable side of 40 and the Grand side of 60).

  12. Jerry Carlson

    Jerry Carlson said, 8 months ago

    “You’re only as old as the woman you feel.” – Groucho Marx (once fooled my sister with the question of “Who said” this in Trivial Pursuit by doing W.C. Fields while reading it)

  13. Jerry Carlson

    Jerry Carlson said, 8 months ago

    My other categories are the Dangerous side of 10, Legal side of 20, Improved side of 30 (which started my thinking on these – Mom thought our tour guide in Alaska was in her 20s, but I could see around her eyes that she was over 30), Incorrigible side of 70, Venerable side of 80, Fragile side of 90, and Incredible side of 100.

  14. MayKitten

    MayKitten GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    My status of being almost nose-to-nose with seventy, I have stopped looking for fancy names for the decade and better ways of dealing with Doctors that want to push unneeded pills at me.
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    N. B.: When you get a new prescription, head to the nearest copy of PDR, (The Physicians Desk Reference,) and see what you’re getting into, and if there are interactions with drugs you are already taking. Call the Doctor to tell him which prescriptions you are not filling and why.
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    And for me the dangerous side of ten was both sides. When I was eight I wore long leg pants with spurts of type metal alloy imbedded into the fabric when I was learning to operate a Linotype, Ludlow, Elrod and various Monotype casters. Shortly after ten I really learned about girls.

  15. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 8 months ago

    MayKitten: The PDR takes ads and has been known to leave out side effects of its sponsors’ products; the lower cost Pill Book is more reliable.
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    I never learned a Linotype, but I can set from a California case with no more light than from a candle.

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