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Nov 16, 2013
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June: By the way, Ralph, how did you like the dinner I made? It was a new recipe, and I slaved over it all afternoon! 
Ralph: Well, since you mentioned it, I... 
Smart Ralph: Hold on big guy!! This is not the time to tell her you didn't like dinner!!
Dumb Ralph: Even I agree with that! Don't say anything critical!! 
Really Dumb Ralph: Are you a man or a mouse?? Go ahead and tell her it tasted like boiled insulating material! 
Smart Ralph: Sigh... 
Dumb Ralph: Why do you always listen to him?? 
Really Dumb Ralph: If I'd known you'd end up on the couch, I'd have mentioned that lousy dessert, too!
Nov 18, 2013
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