Drabble by Kevin Fagan


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  1. Krystar

    Krystar said, almost 3 years ago

    Ralph just wouldn’t be the same person..

  2. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, almost 3 years ago

    He’d run away with Irma Thurston from Hi and Lois.

  3. Stray9999

    Stray9999 said, almost 3 years ago

    He gives up ice cream, she gives up aprons.

  4. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 said, almost 3 years ago

    If he makes improvements, you have to or no deal.

  5. jim gamer

    jim gamer said, almost 3 years ago

    Give up ice cream noway !!!!!! 8^(

  6. rangerlg

    rangerlg said, almost 3 years ago

    More like “I’ve saved enough money to leave your apron wearing Christmas decorating in August butt for a supermodel”.

  7. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, almost 3 years ago

    Hafta play moar golf, bub!

  8. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, almost 3 years ago

    Oh I so disagree! Working at a job does not make a mother lose her sense of motherhood. That would mean working makes men worse fathers too. Divorce is what messes up kids. And mental illness and mean people, etc. It certainly is harder to be a parent when you work, but a parent working a job does not ruin a child.

  9. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, almost 3 years ago

    If Dad would pitch in more around the house Mom might have more time for making cookies even if she does work outside the house. But we’ve been discussing this over at For Better or for Worse for the past week now, it’s getting to be a bit of a tiresome topic.

  10. Anthony 2816

    Anthony 2816 said, almost 3 years ago

    “It is so sad that your mother with her apron on wasn’t home for you when you got out of school. So many kids have lost the real sense of motherhood and we are now reaping the evils of women’s lib.”

    You should move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban, Hollie. I’m sure you’d love how they treat women there. Plus you wouldn’t be allowed to access the internet.

  11. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, almost 3 years ago

    If Ralph lost that much weight, his huge head would make him keep toppling over.

  12. Agingstoner

    Agingstoner said, almost 3 years ago

    Which “evils” are those?

  13. prfesser

    prfesser said, almost 3 years ago

    Think about it, Ralph. Lose that weight, and you could dump Honeybunch for a real babe.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago


    June would definitely want that new version of Ralph.

  15. Kaffekup

    Kaffekup said, almost 3 years ago

    Great idea! Live your life for your children and then sit by the phone in case they ever call after they’re gone.

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