Drabble by Kevin Fagan


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  1. Krystar

    Krystar said, 11 months ago

    Ralph just wouldn’t be the same person..

  2. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    He’d run away with Irma Thurston from Hi and Lois.

  3. Stray9999

    Stray9999 said, 11 months ago

    He gives up ice cream, she gives up aprons.

  4. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    If he makes improvements, you have to or no deal.

  5. jim12345

    jim12345 said, 11 months ago

    Give up ice cream noway !!!!!! 8^(

  6. rangerlg

    rangerlg said, 11 months ago

    More like “I’ve saved enough money to leave your apron wearing Christmas decorating in August butt for a supermodel”.

  7. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Hafta play moar golf, bub!

  8. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, 11 months ago


    Oh I so disagree! Working at a job does not make a mother lose her sense of motherhood. That would mean working makes men worse fathers too. Divorce is what messes up kids. And mental illness and mean people, etc. It certainly is harder to be a parent when you work, but a parent working a job does not ruin a child.

  9. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, 11 months ago

    If Dad would pitch in more around the house Mom might have more time for making cookies even if she does work outside the house. But we’ve been discussing this over at For Better or for Worse for the past week now, it’s getting to be a bit of a tiresome topic.

  10. Anthony 2816

    Anthony 2816 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago


    “It is so sad that your mother with her apron on wasn’t home for you when you got out of school. So many kids have lost the real sense of motherhood and we are now reaping the evils of women’s lib.”

    You should move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban, Hollie. I’m sure you’d love how they treat women there. Plus you wouldn’t be allowed to access the internet.

  11. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, 11 months ago

    If Ralph lost that much weight, his huge head would make him keep toppling over.

  12. Agingstoner

    Agingstoner said, 11 months ago


    Which “evils” are those?

  13. prfesser

    prfesser said, 11 months ago

    Think about it, Ralph. Lose that weight, and you could dump Honeybunch for a real babe.

  14. Comixlover187

    Comixlover187 said, 11 months ago

    he gives up ice cream, she stops being a mouthy hag. fair trade to me

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago


    June would definitely want that new version of Ralph.

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