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Jun 27, 2013
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Norman: In this year's "pageant of the painters" show, I'll be the farmer in the "American Gothic" painting. I stand onstage next to my wife, with a dignified look on my face. We have to stand perfectly still for 2 minutes! 
Ralph: Don't mess it up like last year... Turn off your cell-phone!! 
Norman: Don't worry. I'm putting it on vibrate!
Jun 29, 2013
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