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Jun 1, 2013
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Ralph: My family is gone for the evening! I can't believe it... I can have anything I want for dinner! No one to please but me! I can go anywhere and eat anything! I could go to the bulk club food court and have pizza and churros! Or I could go to the mini-mart and get a pastrami burrito and nachos! Or I could make myself a couple of peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwiches! Or I could have a box of donuts, or a carton of ice cream with hot fudge and whipped cream and...
June: So, what did you have for dinner, Ralph?
Ralph: Nothing. I made myself sick just thinking about it!
Jun 3, 2013
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