Drabble by Kevin Fagan

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  1. win

    win said, 3 months ago

    WHAMMO!

  2. eli jeas

    eli jeas said, 3 months ago

    wow that woman knows what the opposite of everything is.

  3. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, 3 months ago

    When my called to tell me of a broken glass panel in our curio cabinet, I asked her to measure the opening so I could pick up a pane of glass on my way home from work. Her answer went like this: “OK. This way it’s 18…..and this way it’s……….7 and three little lines.”

  4. JohnniePolo

    JohnniePolo said, 3 months ago

    She’d call him an idiot if he did something like that.

  5. whmIII

    whmIII said, 3 months ago

    @FlyerTom

    Kinda makes you wan to cry…

  6. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, 3 months ago

    Easier to remember than numbers? lol

  7. PoodleGroomer

    PoodleGroomer said, 3 months ago

    It is no more crazy than the real international standard of counting wavelengths of standardized orange laser light in a vacuum. It is easier than measuring the current monarch’s foot, or dividing a string stretched from the North Pole to Paris into one million pieces.

  8. Ronald Davis

    Ronald Davis said, 3 months ago

    It makes as much sense as inches, feet, yards, rods, chains, furlongs, miles.

  9. TrapperJohn

    TrapperJohn said, 3 months ago

    I don’t get it. Why use the coat hanger? The hoop works for both dimensions.

  10. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 3 months ago

    Hey – that is how I measure things. Drives my hubby crackers!

  11. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 3 months ago

    @TrapperJohn

    It’s easier to remember if you used
    different things for different dimensions. I wonder what she used for the width?

  12. Jo Clear

    Jo Clear said, 3 months ago

    Now I know where Norman gets his brains…

  13. piksea

    piksea said, 3 months ago

    That looks like the way I measure stuff!

  14. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 3 months ago

    @JohnniePolo

    Frankly he would be. He would be expected to use standardized measurement tools, whereas with the fairer sex some latitude is given for non-standard measurements. Or at the very least use something manly, (it is 3 clickers wide and 10 clickers high)

  15. treBsdrawkcaB

    treBsdrawkcaB said, 3 months ago

    Unit of measure is important!

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