Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 02, 2013
Transcript:
Norman: Let me explain how our new 60-inch, high-definition TV works, dad... When you want to watch it, push "power" on this remote. Then on this remote, push "input" and select "HDML-1" Then use that remote to change channels and the other remote for volume. Enjoy!
No, a Luddite I am not; notice I spelled “remotes” as in plural. If it cannot be operated by one remote then I spurn its use.