Drabble by Kevin Fagan

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  1. solarrhino

    solarrhino said, 4 months ago

    You ought to see… eh, hear… the Member Services people at my credit union (since all you can do is hear them chatting. You never actually get to see one).

  2. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, 4 months ago

    It’s because they’re trying to herd you into using one of those self checkout kiosks and it isn’t happening.

    I’ll leave without buying anything before doing the store’s job and paying for the privilege…

  3. Jo Clear

    Jo Clear said, 4 months ago

    Chat all they want…The only time I used the self check out was in a store that gives you a discount for it..everything cost less then the chains…

  4. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    Ideal Express Lane: 5 items or less. Cash only. No chatting.

  5. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, 4 months ago

    My daughter has worked at two supermarkets, and she says that they record the number of customers each cashier handles in an hour. They are reviewed weekly and ‘informed’ if they feel their line’s moving too slowly.

  6. Logan Sackett

    Logan Sackett said, 4 months ago

    The trick is to be friendly while working all the time so that your conversation ends as the transaction does. You have to scan so many items per hour and take care of a certain number of people.

    Also, there are some people that come through your line that you should never, ever ask, “How are you doing today?” or “How’s your day been so far?”

  7. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, 4 months ago

    Hard to believe Ralph is only buying one thing.

  8. whmIII

    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    @win

    If only that were so…

  9. whmIII

    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    …and they usually put the slowest checker in the express lane.

  10. prfesser

    prfesser said, 4 months ago

    I got tired of waiting in line so I use the self-checking registers. Still had to wait. The people there were talking to themselves.

  11. Gwen

    Gwen said, 4 months ago

    Studies of “Self Check out” shows big losses. Not only because of theft but mistakes too

  12. oldfiredog

    oldfiredog said, 4 months ago

    @The Nihilist

    I once purposely took a frozen turkey thru the self service check out and had to have 2 employees try to get it to work correctly.

  13. twatt2011

    twatt2011 said, 4 months ago

    @440RoadRunner

    an hourly paid cashier will only get the dollars for the hours they are on the clock. I don’t think they will be given OT to make a quota of customers.

  14. twatt2011

    twatt2011 said, 4 months ago

    @FlyerTom

    Do they also check to see how many delays were because of store pricing error, or customer problems?

  15. Mike G

    Mike G said, 4 months ago

    Where I go the problem isn’t usually the cashier. The problem is luddites who refuse to get credit or debit cards and insist on writing checks or, worse, paying with loose change and taking their sweet time to count out every penny from every crevice of a mothball-eaten purse. There should be at least three or four lines in every store where cash and check are FORBIDDEN and only swipeable plastic is accepted.

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