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Jan 26, 2013
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June: Ralph, why did you let the dog track mud across the floor?! 
Ralph: Don't blame me, honeybunch! It's not my fault! 
June: Who left the door open? 
Ralph: Me. 
June: Who over-watered the yard and got it all muddy? 
Ralph: Me.
June: Who bought the dog? 
Ralph: Me.
June: So, if it's not your fault, whose fault is it? 
Ralph: Yours. 
June: How can it possibly be my fault?? 
Ralph: You married me!
Jan 28, 2013
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