Drabble by Kevin Fagan

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  1. BigChiefDesoto

    BigChiefDesoto said, 8 months ago

    Why do potatoes come in only two sizes, GREAT BIG HUGE ONES at ‘bulk club’ (to remain nameless based in Washington State) and little tiny ones at the local grocery store??

  2. Jo Clear

    Jo Clear said, 8 months ago

    If it was duct tape, he wouldn’t say anything…

  3. Senex

    Senex said, 8 months ago

    They might need duck rare parrot tape.

  4. david_42

    david_42 said, 8 months ago

    @BigChiefDesoto

    Doesn’t matter. For $2, you can get more potatoes than you can use before they start growing.

  5. Ghost01

    Ghost01 said, 8 months ago

    She plans to use all three rolls on his mouth.

  6. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, 8 months ago

    Obviously for his mouth.

  7. whmIII

    whmIII said, 8 months ago

    @OldestandWisest

    Beat me to it…

  8. sammysock

    sammysock said, 8 months ago

    @bigchiefdesoto: all the right sized potatoes are sorted out and sold to restaurants, What’s left is what is in stores for people.

  9. kerb berk

    kerb berk said, 8 months ago

    The tape should be for her mouth, not his.

  10. whmIII

    whmIII said, 8 months ago

    @

    Shoulda’ bought 4 rolls…and some tie wraps.

  11. Chewiek9

    Chewiek9 said, 8 months ago

    @sammysock

    Ever shop at Gelson’s in Newport Beach, CA? They wrap each perfectly sized Russet potato in brown paper. It’ll cost ya, though.

  12. jmo328

    jmo328 said, 8 months ago

    Don’t worry about the size of the potato, even though they are all starch they contain no fat. About 5 carbs/ounce and only fattening if you add a lot to them. I like them raw with salt.

  13. calimesajim

    calimesajim said, 8 months ago

    @jmo328

    Yuckety yuck.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago

    @BigChiefDesoto

    Because they think that all the other types aren’t marketable.

  15. lily245pj

    lily245pj said, 8 months ago

    That is a guy thing ..the more the better is their way of thinking.

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