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Jul 21, 2012
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June: This is a very bumpy ride! Look! I can't put my lipstick on straight, like I usually can in the car! And I can't sign a birthday card legibly if I'm running late for the party, like I usually am! And the way this seat is positioned, I can't reach over and honk the horn like I usually do! No, this will never work! 
Salesman: How was the test drive? 
Ralph: Apparently, it's not the car for us! 
June: Also, it needs to be a brighter color so I can find it in the bulk club parking lot!
Jul 23, 2012
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