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Jun 2, 2012
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Ralph: Please empty your pockets and remove your shoes and belts! 
Guy: Why on earth do we have to go to so much trouble?!! 
Ralph: It's all about safety, sir! Trained security personnel carefully screen each and every passenger before we let them through to board the plane! If we notice any odd or suspicious behavior, that person will be denied entry, and detained for questioning. 
Pilot: Gangway! I'm flying! I'm flying! 
Guy: How come you let him go through? 
Ralph: He's the pilot!
Jun 4, 2012
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