Drabble by Kevin Fagan

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  1. treesareus

    treesareus said, 12 months ago

    If the public only knew how inefficient “pat downs” are at finding weapons hidden on a person that thinks they are going to be “patted down” there would be a total mutiny at every airport.

  2. icky  mudd

    icky mudd said, 12 months ago

    @treesareus

    don’t bet on it.. we’re all American;sheeple.

  3. whmIII

    whmIII said, 12 months ago

    I’ll take the train, thanks…

  4. Redhead55

    Redhead55 said, 12 months ago

    Yep! Trained security personnel not letting anyone suspicious through the gates is how that guy actually bypassed security and boarded a plane without a ticket this past week. But little old men and women and little toddlers get frisked or made to strip down. Go figure.

  5. calimesajim

    calimesajim said, 12 months ago

    Ralph does indeed exemplify the typical TSA employee.

  6. Amar7605

    Amar7605 said, 12 months ago

    @whmIII

    Sooner or later, someone will bomb a train. Then, we’ll have the same security measures at train stations. People are very short-sighted when it comes to the entire rail-over-air-travel argument.

  7. isthereanybodyoutthere

    isthereanybodyoutthere said, 12 months ago

    Hey Ralph, just put on a turban and you will fly riight thru just like the pilot. Cannot offend those who actually attacked U.S. no can we?!!!

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago

    Me? I’d just go straight to the strip and cavity search. I’d prefer it to being irradiated. And more relaxing too.

  9. whmIII

    whmIII said, 12 months ago

    @Amar7605

    Sadly, you are probably correct…

  10. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, 12 months ago

    So glad that with this birthday I will no longer even have to step on dirty floors without shoes (not that I want to fly anywhere anyway)

  11. Gadget Nut

    Gadget Nut said, 12 months ago

    Nothing about the TSA procedures actually contributes to safety, either. It’s for show. Heck some of the people doing the screening aren’t even US citizens. They’re waiting on a green card! If you want real airport security, don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Ask the Israelis. All of the countries around them want them dead. If there’s anyone who knows an effective and efficient way to really find the terrorists, it’s them. Our TSA is a joke! So are the no-fly lists, but that’s a rant for another ’toon…

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