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By Kevin Fagan
Dec 3, 2011
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Norman: Dad, can I borrow the car keys? 
Ralph: I suppose. 
Norman: Thanks! 
Honk (x20)
Norman: What's that?? 
Ralph: You must have accidentally pressed the panic button! Now our car is honking in the driveway! 
Norman: What should I do??
Ralph: Press it again! No. Not that button! The red one! 
Norman: The which one?? 
Ring Ring
Ralph: Oh, great! Now the neighbors are calling to complain! 
Knock knock knock knock
Wally: Bark bark bark bark bark 
Ring Ring Ring
Norman: I give up! 
Ralph: Yet another reason not to give Norman the car keys!
Dec 5, 2011
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