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By Kevin Fagan
Jul 2, 2011
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Ralph: Who are you calling?
June: Our pets. 
Ralph: You're calling our pets???
June: We're going to be gone all day! Pets get lonely, you know! I'll leave a message on the answering machine. They'll be reassured to hear the sound of my voice. 
Ralph: Why in the world...
June: Hold on... Hello Oogie, Wally and Bob! This is mommy! I miss you! Don't worry, we'll be home soon! Bye! Click There. They'll appreciate that! 
Beeep... Beeep... Beeep...
Oogie: Great. Now we have to listen to the answering machine beep all day!
Jul 4, 2011
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