Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 06, 2011
Transcript:
Patrick: Who was Millard Fillmore's Vice President? Norman: I forget. Patrick: Way to go! Slap! Ralph: What's going on? Norman: I filled my brain to capacity last semester, so I have to try to forget as much as possible before next semester! Patrick: How big is Lake Huron? Norman: I forget. Sweet! I'm on a roll!
Clark Kent: I was living in Canada when someone asked in a letter to the editor why, if Britain could hold an election in four weeks, Canada took six. The law was changed so Canada could in five. The US, on the other hand, has a permanent campaign to maximize the influence of the rich. There is no way the US can have a snap election. Even those to fill vacancies take a couple of months.