Drabble by Kevin Fagan


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  1. TammiFunnies

    TammiFunnies said, about 17 hours ago

    For a minute there, I thought Norm was about to make like Jack Nicholson in “Five Easy Pieces.”

  2. Observer fo Irony

    Observer fo Irony said, about 15 hours ago

    Why order a guacamole burger? Is there something added to the meat?

  3. charlie rivers

    charlie rivers said, about 15 hours ago

    maybe the waitress will overhear enough to slap some sense into norman

  4. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, about 15 hours ago

    @charlie rivers

    Probably doesn’t have a big enough stick for it to be effective.

  5. Sportymonk

    Sportymonk said, about 14 hours ago

    @ TammiFunnies – What did Jack Nicolson do?

  6. Retired Dude

    Retired Dude said, about 13 hours ago

    Wouldn’t the quac just squeeze out of the burger when you bite into it? I like to add a slice of avocado to my cheeseburgers and the avocado stays in place (pretty much) and you still get the same flavor (pretty much).

  7. WDemBlk

    WDemBlk GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago

    @Observer fo Irony

    I don’t like cheese on my burgers, but too many places now don’t offer regular burgers, so I order a cheese burger & hold the cheese. Maybe it’s the same at that place, all the burges come with something he doesn’t like & its’s easier to order that & hold the guacamole.

  8. John from Richmond Texas

    John from Richmond Texas GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago

    well, they can at least grow huge together

  9. shamino

    shamino said, about 12 hours ago

    @Observer fo Irony

    It might be to get a better price.

    One of my favorite breakfast items is a McDonalds Egg McMuffin without meat (egg, cheese and muffin only). If I order it as an “Egg McMuffin, no meat”, I pay one price. But if I order it as a “Saussage McMuffin, hold the saussage”, it’s the same thing and half the price.

  10. gzitver

    gzitver said, about 11 hours ago

    The narcissism of minor differences.


  11. ladywatcher

    ladywatcher said, about 11 hours ago

    OMG, ick ick ick…………………………………

  12. FlyFisher

    FlyFisher said, about 10 hours ago


    Check out this you tube clip for Jack Nicholson’s troubles… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdIXrF34Bz0

  13. Dr Fogg

    Dr Fogg said, about 9 hours ago

    Steak N Shake has guacamole burgers

  14. ellisaana

    ellisaana GoComics PRO Member said, about 7 hours ago


    FIrst thing that came to my mind, too.

  15. Kevindrabble

    Kevindrabble said, about 6 hours ago

    Try ordering a cheeseburger without bread sometime. You will be astonished at the response you receive.

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