Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 09, 2009
Transcript:
Ralph says,"Honeybunch, your birthday if coming up, so tell me: would you rather go to a nice restaurant?" Ralph says, "Or would you rather just cook something special?" Beep Beep Boop June says, "Hi Carrie! You'll never believe this one!" Ralph thinks, "You knowyou've asked your wife a dumb question when instead of answering it, she calls her friends!"
I wouldn’t spend money for a Hot Pocket for that stupid sow.