Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 24, 2005
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"I'm not applying for this extreme makeover for my own sake..." "It's for my good wife who works her fingers to the bone raising our three children." "I was hoping you could redo our yard and install one of those big, synthetic putting greens for her!" "She doesn't like golf, but at least she wouldn't have to mow the lawn anymore!"