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Apr 15, 2003
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?Now that I have a cell phone, I live in fear that it?s going to ring.?
 ?I?m afraid it will be someone calling with bad news.?
 ?Either somebody?s in the hospital, or the coyotes ate my pet duck, or something terrible??
 ?AHHHH!?
 ?Relax. It?s just a man whistling.?
Apr 17, 2003
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