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Feb 26, 2000
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"Rats! I'm down 35 cents! Sorry, Wendy. This isn't a good way to begin a marriage!"
 "Cocktails! Would you care for a cocktail, Ma'am?"
 "BUZZ OFF, BLONDIE! I'VE GOT A LOT ON MY MIND!!"
 "I apologize for my wife. She's a bit uptight because we just accidently got married!"
 "His wife!"
 "Happens all the time!"
Feb 29, 2000
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