Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 24, 1997
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Clerk: Hello again, Mr. Drabble! Every night you raid your wife's supply of Halloween candy, and every night you come here to buy a replacement bag so she won't find out! You should just buy your own bag of candy! Ralph: I don't tell you how to scan bar codes - Don't tell me how to enjoy the holidays! Boop