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Jun 11, 1997
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June: Ralph! Why on earth are you eating so much?? 
Ralph: My metabolism has gone haywire, honeybunch! I'm wasting away!! According to the scale, I'm losing about six pounds a day! At this rate, I'll be down to nothing by the 4th of July! 
June: More like labor day!
Jun 13, 1997
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