Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 26, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: This whole thing is being blown out of proportion! I saw a little fire smoldering in a trash can. I doused it with my chocolate milk. Everyone called me a hero. Now the press is saying that I may have started it myself just so I could get a medal for bravery! Well, I demand a retraction! Especially this part where I'm referred to as "paunchy." Lady: Speaking of that medal...