Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 30, 1996
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June: The Muellers are coming over for New Year's Eve. Ralph: That's nice. June: Maybe for dessert, we could share that fruitcake they gave us for Christmas! I don't know where you put it, but will you go get it, please? Ralph: ... Sigh... OK. I guess if I want to save water, I'll have to buy a real brick!