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Jan 14, 2017
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Roland: Once told Colbert that the truth has a well-known liberal bias. Colbert repeated it as a "joke," proving my point. Narrator: The continued tweets of Roland Hedley. Roland: Haters say tweets all about self, but where proof? Never use pronouns on duty. So glad Mr. Trump ended War on Xmas. No more "Merry Holidays" store signs, now say "Pre-Trade War Clearance!" Totally get Mr. Trump blowing off daily briefings. I only read newspapers every other day, fake news on weekends 2 relax. BTW, Twitter NOT fake news. Tweeting = gossip's first draft, so definitely on reporting spectrum. Just got shoutout from Mr. Trump as "only" reporter he trusts to accurately predict 12 million to attend inauguration. Sad I'm only one! Sources: 12 million to attend inauguration. Leaving now to get good seat. Hashtag unpresidented!
Jan 16, 2017
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