Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 05, 2015
Transcript:
Zonker: ...and after I get some nitrates into you, I figured we'd all go outside for a nice sun bath! Anyone got any special problems that need tending to first? Plant: Um... well... Zonker: What is it, Chuck? Speak up! Plant: Um... if it wouldn't be too much trouble, I... no, never mind, I don't want to be a nuisance... Zonker: C'mon Chucker, what is it? I can't help you if you won't let me. Plant: ell... I guess I wouldn't mind being repotted. Zonker: Fine. No problem. You only have to ask.
I can talk to plants but they don’t listen any better than people.