Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 28, 2015

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Duke: Any messages for me while I was gone, Honey? Honey: Yes, sir! We got our first job! Duke: We did? Honey: Yes, sir. A gentleman by the name of Diaz wants you to go out to some freighter tonight and pick up a small parcel he's expecting! Duke: Hot damn! This is it, Honey! We are going to clean up! Honey: He figures it won't take more than a half hour, so I quoted him a price of $35. Duke: You what? Honey: As an introductory rate. He seemed very pleased!