Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, 11 months ago

    Throw her in the pond, and if she floats…

  2. Orion

    Orion said, 11 months ago

    If she floats….then it means she’s made of wood?

  3. Agent54

    Agent54 said, 11 months ago

    But what else floats???

    ..a duck??

  4. JP Steve

    JP Steve GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @Agent54

    A dabbling duck or a diving duck?

  5. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 11 months ago

    …nah, she just left the house and came back right before you got home.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    ‘She turned me into a newt.’
    ‘She turned you into a newt?’
    ‘I got better.’

  7. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Wasn’t she hired because she looks like a witch?

  8. Razputin

    Razputin said, 11 months ago

    Build a bridge outta her!

  9. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, 11 months ago

    “And what do we burn aside from witches?”….

  10. Doughfoot

    Doughfoot said, 11 months ago

    “If you drug them … they will sleep.”

  11. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, 11 months ago

    @Doughfoot

    Maybe they found Zonker’s stash?

  12. Weakstream

    Weakstream said, 11 months ago

    This may not turn out well.

  13. Linguist

    Linguist said, 11 months ago

    Ironic or sarcastic humor seems to miss its mark around here.
    Great answer, Nanny !

  14. don57

    don57 said, 11 months ago

    “…and what else floats besides wood?”

    “Very small rocks”

  15. jgordy24

    jgordy24 said, 11 months ago

    What type of wood doesn’t float?

    Natalie Wood

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