Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, over 2 years ago

    Throw her in the pond, and if she floats…

  2. Orion

    Orion said, over 2 years ago

    If she floats….then it means she’s made of wood?

  3. Agent54

    Agent54 said, over 2 years ago

    But what else floats???

    ..a duck??

  4. JP Steve

    JP Steve GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Agent54

    A dabbling duck or a diving duck?

  5. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, over 2 years ago

    …nah, she just left the house and came back right before you got home.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    ‘She turned me into a newt.’
    ‘She turned you into a newt?’
    ‘I got better.’

  7. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Wasn’t she hired because she looks like a witch?

  8. Razputin

    Razputin said, over 2 years ago

    Build a bridge outta her!

  9. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, over 2 years ago

    “And what do we burn aside from witches?”….

  10. Doughfoot

    Doughfoot said, over 2 years ago

    “If you drug them … they will sleep.”

  11. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, over 2 years ago

    @Doughfoot

    Maybe they found Zonker’s stash?

  12. weakstream

    weakstream said, over 2 years ago

    This may not turn out well.

  13. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    C’mon, Alex, you went to MIT. You know about the law of averages. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

  14. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    Ironic or sarcastic humor seems to miss its mark around here.
    Great answer, Nanny !

  15. don57

    don57 said, over 2 years ago

    “…and what else floats besides wood?”

    “Very small rocks”

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