Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau


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  1. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 3 years ago

    No, you’re screwed.

  2. Mark

    Mark said, over 3 years ago

    Wait…these students are idiots; how can this possibly work if…oh, yeah.

  3. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, over 3 years ago

    This marks the first time Zipper was the first to catch a clue!

  4. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Zipper’s a profit prophet.

  5. too-zonked

    too-zonked said, over 3 years ago

    Good for the shareholders, or good for the customers. Choose one.

  6. cjl-3

    cjl-3 said, over 3 years ago

    “for profits” are tough for professional students like Zipper

  7. dickytrick

    dickytrick said, over 3 years ago


  8. Beleck3

    Beleck3 said, over 3 years ago

    I’d wait to see who “profits” before i’d dare say much about Walden’s “new” setup. most likelye it will be "profits for the 1% and bills for the 99%.’ lol stupid propagandized 99%. Capitalism/Fascism American Style. a nice set up for those parasites that create Profit based Greed. as Margaret Thatcher said, “There is no such thing as Society.”

    Animal Farm and 1984, American Style

  9. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, over 3 years ago


    Normally I’d agree with you but Zipper is the biggest parasite around. This is gonna be good!

  10. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The “for profit” college model is the darling of conservatives. They have resisted Obama’s attempts to tighten the rules on which schools qualify for Federal grants & student loans.

    The “for profit” graduation rate is 22% For comparison, public colleges graduate 55% and non-profit private colleges graduate 65% of thier students.

  11. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, over 3 years ago

    Wait until they enter the job market.

  12. barefootanarchist

    barefootanarchist said, over 3 years ago

    Don’t confuse corporatism (what we have now) with capitalism (ie a free market free of gub’ment control). Corporation exist because of and for the government. Corporations also benefit from government protections. For example, BP – the person or people responsible for the spill in the gulf will never be held liable because corporate charters, granted by the gub’ment, protect the individual. There are no corporations in a free market. Their may be partnerships, but individuals, not pieces of paper, are in charge and therefore individuals can be held responsible and liable. Profits, in a free market, are earned by providing good products and services, not by gub’ment subsidies and price controls.

  13. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Uncle Joe

    BTW, I had to laugh when reading that article. Republican Virginia Foxx lead the charge against regulating for profit schools. The University of Phoenix (9% graduation rate), was a big donor to her last campaign. So our tax dollars go to U of Phix, then flow back to their political allies.

    BTW, Foxx was also stupid enough to claim that the Civil Rights Act was passed by Republicans, “without very much help from our colleagues across the aisle.” (Waves to Ms. lma)

  14. Newshound41

    Newshound41 said, over 3 years ago

    Is this one of those artisnal quirks where the usually clueless character acts smart?

  15. Kaffekup

    Kaffekup said, over 3 years ago

    ‘Once the student population drops by over 50%, we’ll see how “profitable” Walden will be!’
    “No problem, Susan, we’ll just double the tuition.”
    The ultimate goal of all these corporations is to make all their profit from as few suckers as possible. It lowers overhead.

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