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Jan 31, 2013
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Zonker: @zonker how do I know this isn't a rerun? Mike: Easy-- you check for topical references! For instance, if this were a rerun, how would I know about Manti Te'o's girlfriend? Zonker: His girlfriend? Mike: Yeah, the one who died of leukemia before the Michican game. Zonker: She was a fake! This is a rerun! Busted! Mike: Wait... she's not dead?
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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    No she was a fig newton of his imagination !

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    explorer543  about 5 years ago

    Layer upon layer…wonderful.

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    avtar123  about 5 years ago

    What’s that in Mike’s hand?

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    cdward  about 5 years ago

    Just plain old funny.

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    rpmurray  about 5 years ago

    I don’t get it? Is Manti a Republican so we should laugh at him?

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    too-zonked  about 5 years ago

    I hear that there’s a prize offered to hack the Chrome O/S, of $ 3,141,592.65 and I think of Dylan Thomas. I think I need to un-bookmark this page.

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    montessoriteacher  about 5 years ago

    Manti’s personal life should not matter so much as long as he can play. At least he isn’t involved in gun violence. Too bad he got caught up in a fake story with fake girlfriend but I can’t get that worked up about it.

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    Potrzebie  about 5 years ago

    No grey hair on Zonker and Mike has less than BD? Are they coloring their hair?!

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    rmacprivate  about 5 years ago

    This is almost as boring as Dave Barry’s old bit about Ask Mr. Language Person. YAWN!

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    peabodyboy  about 5 years ago

    There are worse things that having an imaginary girlfriend. Stealing a lame joke from the late, not so great Jerry Falwell is just sad. Hang down your head and cry, Tom Taco.

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    DylanThomas3.14159  about 5 years ago

    Manti T’eo’s so schizo, even he doesn’t think he’s real.

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    kaffekup   about 5 years ago

    Still never figured out how one could be in love with someone for three years and not say, “Why don’t we meet on - Break?”

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    montessoriteacher  about 5 years ago

    Too bad Manti got caught in a deception in terms of fake GF, but we all lived through it…

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    Rickapolis  about 5 years ago

    What’s with the lavender sweater?

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    kaffekup   about 5 years ago

    calimaghazi – boring.

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    montessoriteacher  about 5 years ago

    Actually, remember 9/11 and remember Iraq. No one says that Benghazi was not a tragedy. However, both 9/11 and Iraq dwarf Benghazi in terms of proportion. Also, it is not as if anyone in the Obama administration has forgotten any of those events.

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    kaffekup   about 5 years ago

    Remember 9/11 – “Bush kept us safe!”

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    DylanThomas3.14159  about 5 years ago

    Hello, SkepticCal, faithful servant of ignorance, clueless about Hillary, Kerry, Barack, and especially Benghazi.

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    montessoriteacher  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like someone needs to heed his own warning about fake friends on the thread here. For your your own good, of course.

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    montessoriteacher  about 5 years ago

    There is a problem with sexual assault on most college campuses. I wouldn’t be surprised if Notre Dame also has this problem.

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    water_moon  about 5 years ago

    It wasn’t just in the news, it was in other editorial cartoons a couple of weeks ago. Oddly enough it was one the LEAST contensious comment sections (with more the 10 comments) I’ve ever seen on gocomics, much less a poltical one!

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    Paul Rider GC Insider about 5 years ago

    Very clever indeed.

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    Scratchy18  about 5 years ago

    Pretty stupid. I hope Mr. Trudeau recovers from this illness of constantly bringing up tired and pointless jokes; attacking a college football player, what guts that takes! Next, I’m guessing he makes fun of and attacks that little girl who wanted to marry JJ Watt, then slurs someone who was suckered into donating to a charity that turned out to be fake.

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    vwdualnomand  about 5 years ago

    notre dame is an overrated school and team. when espn was complaining that niu is going to the bcs, and praising notre dame, but doesn’t understand on why the irish lost to bama in the bcs.

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    montessoriteacher  about 5 years ago

    I enjoyed today’s strip. If someone thinks that GT is picking on Manti unduly, you must think that lots of other folks in our culture are picking on him— Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jay Leno, David Letterman, and many others have all had a field day with Manti’s story…

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