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   masterskrain said, 4 months ago

   Jeff has fantasies, so why can’t Rick have them?
   And, yes, the G.O.P.’s best hope IS more voter suppression!
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   Clark Kent said, 4 months ago

   In real life (if it wasn’t a fantasy in a cartoon) security would arrest him, confiscate his ‘phone, search his house and any online resources for copies and he’d never be seen again.
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   dinkytown said, 4 months ago

   The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
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   D-squared said, 4 months ago

   I’m sure the Boner has said that in the past, just hasn’t been caught on video yet.
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   too-zonked said, 4 months ago

   What? The football player’s girlfriend never existed?
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   paulproteus48640 said, 4 months ago

   @too-zonked

   but now people that don’t even follow football know who he is
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   Kaffekup said, 4 months ago

   Not necessarily a good thing. It’s been suggested that, since a middle linebacker is considered the QB of the defense, his draft chances might have evaporated due to lack of judgment.
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   And now people are “Te’oing”, putting an arm around an imaginary girlfriend (similar to Tebowing, which thankfully has passed from the popular media).
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   puddleglum1066 said, 4 months ago

   @Clark Kent

   Which would prove security is still a few years behind the times. In real life, he’d have streamed the video in real time to the cloud, and the thing would already be going viral by the time the thugs found out.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

   What do you think he’s doing right now, Jeff?
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    ossiningaling said, 4 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    That probably didn’t happen to whoever tapped the 47 % speech. An inside job is an inside job.
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    Kaffekup said, 4 months ago

    Yeah, but even the dumbest people can learn something once in a while, especially if it helps their survival. I’m with Clark on this one.
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    Omnius said, 4 months ago

    The only way that the racist republicans can ever win nationally is to engage in massive voter suppression against minorities and women. The tea baggers are nothing but liars and cheaters, so are those who vote for them.
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    Vlad Taltos said, 4 months ago

    Rick is… the Red Reporter!
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    watashi73 said, 4 months ago

    Suppression is a matter of perspective. Republicans see cemeteries for example, as places to pay respects to the dead that should stay dead. Democrats see cemeteries as residential areas for zombies to be periodically brought back to life as voters.
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    Linguist said, 4 months ago

    @paulproteus48640

    but now people that don’t even follow football know who he is
    

    
    

    It’s a new form of fantasy football !
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