Let’s see now: Texas’ new monetary aggie check won’t clear a DC bank unless the U.S. recognizes the secession. But Duke can’t / won’t grease (read bribe) the Hill unless the wampum’s good.
On the other hand, the secessionist mucky-muck on the other end of the line can’t close the deal because his office is being attacked by crazed anti-secessionist guitar wielders from Austin City Limits.
Faggiddabbouddit an’ kick Earl’s butt for bringing up such a stupid idea in the first place?
May 3, 2017