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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   Whooops ! We forgot that that Texas would obviously have their own currency.
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   KeepKeeper said, 5 months ago

   I still have some of that Dixie money from the last secession.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 5 months ago

   Let’s see now: Texas’ new monetary aggie check won’t clear a DC bank unless the U.S. recognizes the secession. But Duke can’t / won’t grease (read bribe) the Hill unless the wampum’s good.
   

   
   On the other hand, the secessionist mucky-muck on the other end of the line can’t close the deal because his office is being attacked by crazed anti-secessionist guitar wielders from Austin City Limits.
   

   
   Faggiddabbouddit an’ kick Earl’s butt for bringing up such a stupid idea in the first place?
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   Basqueian said, 5 months ago

   Wait, see what Austin is offering to secede from Texas!
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   hawkin05 said, 5 months ago

   I have an idea: Move the (very few) people in Texas who actually want to secede to a small island in the Pacific.

   Then take all the idiots who think everyone in Texas is a yeehaw-yelling, red-necked secession junkie and put them on the same island.

   I’ll be glad to be rid of both groups.

   <—- Did not and never will vote for Perry or anyone like him
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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   @DylanThomas3.14159

   Save yo Confederate money, honey. The South ( of Texas ) will rise again !
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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   Oh, before the trolls crawl out from under their rocks, I just wanted to say how honored I am to be joining you in the Blithering Idiots Club ( according to our latest voice in the wierderness … oops… wilderness ).
   Always a joy to read you.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 5 months ago

   @Linguist

   As Homer would put it, Backatcha.
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   AKHenderson said, 5 months ago

   @Basqueian

   I’ll bet 50 Mustangs that the Austin currency isn’t denominated in Aggies.
   .
   Sure, my Mustangs are good…
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    alananda said, 5 months ago

    @Basqueian

    Wait, see what Austin is offering to secede from Texas!. . .
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    We like San Antonio too. Give us those two towns, and Texas can go on its merry way.
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    alananda said, 5 months ago

    @Linguist

    Save yo Confederate money, honey. The South ( of Texas ) will rise again !. . . .
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    I believe the real former currency of South Texas was Pesos.
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    Cowboy Dan said, 5 months ago

    Make that 80,000 Aggies, a few thousand Gig’Ems with some Hullabaloo Caneck Canecks thrown in and you got a ball game at Kyle Field.
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    DylanThomas3.14159 said, 5 months ago

    For those who don’t dabble much in politix and don’t know who Dick Morris is, here’s a pericope from Wikipedia:
    

    
    “The president [Bubba “Big Dawg” Clinton] consulted Morris in secret beginning in 1994.8 … Morris went on to become campaign manager of Bill Clinton’s successful 1996 bid for re-election to the office of President. His tenure on that campaign was cut short two months before the election, when it was revealed that he had allowed a prostitute to listen in on conversations with the President. Morris … now … appears regularly on the Fox News for political commentary, frequently appearing on The O’Reilly Factor and Hannity.1011"
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    DylanThomas3.14159 said, 5 months ago

    @alananda

    “… the real former currency of South Texas was Pesos.”
    

    
    The Mexicans are objecting big time. Better make that Pecos.
    

    
    Ps: Not really. I lived in southern Texas (McAllen ‘n’ San ’Tone) for the first eight years of my life and am a savage Texas supporter.
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    LizardPriest said, 5 months ago

    Have a nice day Ted Nugent.
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