Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    Whooops ! We forgot that that Texas would obviously have their own currency.

  2. KeepKeeper

    KeepKeeper said, over 2 years ago

    I still have some of that Dixie money from the last secession.

  3. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, over 2 years ago

    Let’s see now: Texas’ new monetary aggie check won’t clear a DC bank unless the U.S. recognizes the secession. But Duke can’t / won’t grease (read bribe) the Hill unless the wampum’s good.


    On the other hand, the secessionist mucky-muck on the other end of the line can’t close the deal because his office is being attacked by crazed anti-secessionist guitar wielders from Austin City Limits.


    Faggiddabbouddit an’ kick Earl’s butt for bringing up such a stupid idea in the first place?

  4. Basqueian

    Basqueian said, over 2 years ago

    Wait, see what Austin is offering to secede from Texas!

  5. hawkin05

    hawkin05 said, over 2 years ago

    I have an idea: Move the (very few) people in Texas who actually want to secede to a small island in the Pacific.

    Then take all the idiots who think everyone in Texas is a yeehaw-yelling, red-necked secession junkie and put them on the same island.

    I’ll be glad to be rid of both groups.

    <—- Did not and never will vote for Perry or anyone like him

  6. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    Save yo Confederate money, honey. The South ( of Texas ) will rise again !

  7. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    Oh, before the trolls crawl out from under their rocks, I just wanted to say how honored I am to be joining you in the Blithering Idiots Club ( according to our latest voice in the wierderness … oops… wilderness ).
    Always a joy to read you.

  8. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, over 2 years ago

    @Linguist

    As Homer would put it, Backatcha.

  9. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Basqueian

    I’ll bet 50 Mustangs that the Austin currency isn’t denominated in Aggies.
    .
    Sure, my Mustangs are good…

  10. Cowboy Dan

    Cowboy Dan GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Make that 80,000 Aggies, a few thousand Gig’Ems with some Hullabaloo Caneck Canecks thrown in and you got a ball game at Kyle Field.

  11. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, over 2 years ago

    For those who don’t dabble much in politix and don’t know who Dick Morris is, here’s a pericope from Wikipedia:


    “The president [Bubba “Big Dawg” Clinton] consulted Morris in secret beginning in 1994.8 … Morris went on to become campaign manager of Bill Clinton’s successful 1996 bid for re-election to the office of President. His tenure on that campaign was cut short two months before the election, when it was revealed that he had allowed a prostitute to listen in on conversations with the President. Morris … now … appears regularly on the Fox News for political commentary, frequently appearing on The O’Reilly Factor and Hannity.1011"

  12. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, over 2 years ago

    “… the real former currency of South Texas was Pesos.”


    The Mexicans are objecting big time. Better make that Pecos.


    Ps: Not really. I lived in southern Texas (McAllen ‘n’ San ’Tone) for the first eight years of my life and am a savage Texas supporter.

  13. LizardPriest

    LizardPriest said, over 2 years ago

    Have a nice day Ted Nugent.

  14. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 2 years ago

    @LizardPriest

    As a Mich Native I have been ashamed of ‘Freddy Nuisance’ (as many of us call him) for many years. His favorite song? “Happiness is a pile of warm guts”

  15. Leo Autodidact

    Leo Autodidact said, over 2 years ago

    The “Ag” is a 1 ounce Silver (Chemical Symbol “Ag” – just check the Periodic Table) coin. These days it’s running about 34-35 US FRN’s (Federal Reserve Notes) The Fed’s Mint does one called the “Eagle” several other countries offer similar items (China’s “Pandas” are well regarded)

    50,000 of ’em is about 1.7 Million Dollars

    Not too bad for an opening bid.

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