Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. Basqueian

    Basqueian said, almost 2 years ago

    Unfortunately, it is.

  2. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, almost 2 years ago

    The Republicans have proven it, no question, but what’s in it for Duke?

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 2 years ago

    He’s thinking about it. There’s the Duke we all know and love.

  4. Alabama_Al

    Alabama_Al said, almost 2 years ago

    OK, there’s the Duke we’ve all come to know and love.

  5. herdleader1953

    herdleader1953 said, almost 2 years ago

    Yeah except the Democrats are in the White House. They’ll just blame it all on a movie and then not do anything.

  6. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, almost 2 years ago

    @herdleader1953

    You’re right. That’s why we need to get a Bush back in the White House in 2016. Jeb Bush! Then HE can invade! USAay! . . . .USAay! . . . .USAay! . . . .

  7. DavyG

    DavyG said, almost 2 years ago

    Linguist – And I don’t like anybody very much. Thanks for posting the song lyrics yesterday. That song comes to mind occasionally, but I could only recall pieces of it. Probably last heard it on the 8-track in my neighbor’s car circa 1973. Don’t know who the singer was.

  8. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson said, almost 2 years ago

    Wait, he’s got it backwards…diverting US aid comes BEFORE the American invasion – and it’s the guy being deposed who has to divert the aid. Google “Oil-for-Food Programme.”

  9. Beekeeper62

    Beekeeper62 said, almost 2 years ago

    @herdleader1953

    Except allow Americans to die. Why did they blame the video? No one saw it until they mentioned it? Fishy

  10. Chris Tacker

    Chris Tacker GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    BEST DOONESBURY EVER

  11. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 2 years ago

    Oh, oh, don’t forget the Weapons of Mass Destruction. That works! Say the new guy has them and you’re all set. Except…drat… Dubya is gone. We have a competent leader of integrity in the White House. Trff will just have to wait for another republican administration. Which, God willing, will be a long, long time in the future.

  12. jonesb

    jonesb said, almost 2 years ago

    @Rickapolis

    Tell that to Libya and Syria.

  13. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, almost 2 years ago

    HOW WE CAN ADVANCE OUR NEW AMERICAN CENTURY AGENDA INTO OUR BRAVE NEW WORLD


    Of all the stans — Afghanistan, Berzerkistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan — Berzerkistan is the next one on our “New American Century” Neocon agenda.


    Just as we first gave WMDs to Iraq in order to stave off Iran, we must also first give them to Berzerkistan to stave off China, which has been attacking Tibet.


    Then we accuse Berzerkistan of having WMDs and use that as our reason to invade. We can call up Gen. Powell out of retirement to address the United Nations. He can say where they are located, because we know where we stored them and have satellite photos of them. Then we can call in former Sect. of State Condoleeza Rice to warn of the “gathering threat” of a mushroom-shaped cloud.

    Next, of course comes “shock and awe” with 100,000 American troops accompanied by the full complement of Marines and Air Forces plus non-nuclear missiles from our nuke-powerd subs in the Black Sea.


    Instead of waiting for a "long, long time in the future", we can be in and "bogged down" in a matter of months.


    Probably expect to be "bogged down" for at least ten years while President-for-Life Four-Star Gen. Trff Bmzklfrpz diverts his billions in our foreign aid, and bingo! we can do a repeat of Iraq and Afghanistan combined!


    One thing though, no more photographs of our troops being brought home in flag-draped coffins.


    It’s bad for morale both overseas and at home.

  14. cdward

    cdward said, almost 2 years ago

    Um you missed the memo. War on American citizens is the GOP’s MO. That’s why they dropped regulations intended to protect Americans. That’s why they rewrote laws to benefit only the wealthiest.

    And if we go over the fiscal cliff, that’ll only be because Boehner insists on not letting the taxes on richest increase even slightly. Oh for the days of the Eisenhower Republican.

  15. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    The main problem with Trff’s plan is that his family hasn’t been doing business with the family of the American president for years. He would have to find a likely candidate, and get into a complicated business relationship for several years before trying his plan.
    Let’s see, who could he use?
    Well, there IS always the Bush clan, since Jeb is still out there, and there is ANOTHER generation in the wings.
    Hey, it worked for the Bin Laden family…
    How about The Romneys?
    Trff and Trig…THAT could work…

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