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   Lisa Childress said, 6 months ago

   He beat Zonker in slackerdom!
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

   Now that is funny and weird. A perpetual student. I assume he has to keep his grades up so no slacking.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 6 months ago

   Maybe he could even wear a Muppet suit and be Faculty Mascot!
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   Peabody-Martini said, 6 months ago

   There’s no life sweeter than that of a 34 year old college sophomore- Matthew McConaughey in character as David Wooderson on SNL.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 6 months ago

   @Night-Gaunt49

   “… he has to keep his grades up so no slacking.”
   

   
   No, down! At Walden slacking comes summa cum laude.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 6 months ago

   @Peabody-Martini

   “There’s no life sweeter than that of a 34 year old college sophomore ….”
   

   
   Zip’s closin’. Jeff’s 30 already!
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   water_moon said, 6 months ago

   Oddly enough, when I went to college there was a guy who was 32-36 during my time but he only took a few classes a semster (all he could afford, I know he worked part time at least for some of the time I was there) Last I’d heard, he’d have enough credits to graduate a year after I did.
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   hitman4cookies said, 6 months ago

   Wait til Zonker finds out about this!
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   Tokyo Tengu said, 6 months ago

   Awesome, whether he realizes it or not, Trudeau has created two absolutely perfect icons for today’s Democrats. The mooching slacker on a fully-funded, lifelong gravy-train, and the narcissistic faker with delusions of talent and relevance. The irony is almost too rich for words.
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    GreggW said, 6 months ago

    @Tokyo Tengu

    Your non sequiturs are almost too rich for words.
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    luckylouie said, 6 months ago

    @Tokyo Tengu

    Time to get your meds adjusted again.
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    Guto Dias said, 6 months ago

    Nice!
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    Stipple said, 6 months ago

    My daughter graduates this year.
    She fully admits winters in school beat the heck out of summers working.
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    Ichabod_Noodle said, 6 months ago

    Good to see he has a secure future. That’s all anyone can ask for
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    Leo Autodidact said, 6 months ago

    Roger Zelazny created this over 35 years ago in his protagonist Fred in “Doorways in the Sand”;

    “Fred receives a generous stipend from his cryogenically-frozen uncle as long as he is a full-time student and has not received an academic degree, which he has put off for 13 years by changing majors repeatedly”

    (Thank you Wikipedia)
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