Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, over 1 year ago

    But does Mark giggle like a 12 year-old girl when Gérard Depardieu is mentioned?

  2. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    If Mark could only bottle and sell his insecurities, he’d be a millionaire.

  3. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, over 1 year ago

    At last Mike takes a clue from Kim and just ignores this insensitive “friend”.

  4. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    Refresh my memory. Isn’t Mark Mike’s brother ? Or was he his college roommate ?

  5. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, over 1 year ago

    @Linguist

    Mark was Mike’s college roommate.
    Benjamin, aka “Sal Putrid,” is Mike’s brother
    http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2011/01/03

  6. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    @leftwingpatriot

    Thanks. I couldn’t remember.
    There’s three things that go, as you get old. The first is memory and the other two are……..ah…um…..er… I forgot.

  7. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 1 year ago

    @Linguist

    Yeah what LWP said, Benjy is also known as Doctor Whoopie

  8. michaelyukyuk

    michaelyukyuk GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Mark was originally known as Megaphone Mark, a reference to his college activism.

  9. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I don’t think Mike is qualified to judge Mark’s hotness.

  10. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    ’I’ll say again, as did Todd Rundgren, ’We’ve got to get you a woman…’

  11. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, over 1 year ago

    Get Mark a woman, and he’ll treat her as a sister. Maybe he could reunite with Chase for a bit of kissy-face-huggy-bear making up?


    But in case Mark doesn’t really need a neocon to groove on, maybe Chase could stand good for a round of business-card networking leads? It’s not like Chase is obligated to care. Furthermore, he may already be a cog is Romney’s campaign machine with an eye toward higher and better things once the Mittens — oh, heaven forfend — elevates to the most powerful position in the world. Would you believe Chief-of-Staff? No? Hows about Sct.-of-State? No too?


    OTOH Mark so doesn’t even need a neocon in his life. Better for him a top DC date-scout registered ad agency?@ $999.99/hr. tops? Or maybe a guide-dog-for-the-gay? @ only $99.99/hr. tops? How ’bout a guide-gerbil-for-the-gay @ a rock-bottom $9.99/hr. minimum wage? (Payment in advance required.)

  12. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, over 1 year ago

    @Coyoty

    Yeah but, Mike could be trained! A University of Phoenix online course? I mean, wasn’t even Paula Abdul trained 2BA judge on “American Idol”? “Dancing with the Stars”? I rest my case.

  13. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    That wouldn’t happen to me. I don’t know any freaks who would be calling in the middle of the night crying on my shoulder.

  14. Alabama_Al

    Alabama_Al said, over 1 year ago

    It appears Mike has finally gone full Republican: he’s concluded that a friend in need is not a friend indeed, but a pest.
    `
    Also, Why didn’t Mike just say good night and then turn his cell phone off?
    `
    (Rhetorical question. Yes, I know why: this incongruence is how GT continues the story line while showing Mike’s disinterest.)

  15. diggitt

    diggitt GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    University of Phoenix shut down more than a hundred campuses this week! The exposes are working.

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