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   leftwingpatriot said, 7 months ago

   I wonder if Duke remembers the 3 minutes that created Earl.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 7 months ago

   @leftwingpatriot

   Who was the mother of this up-and-coming monster?
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   simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago

   Nag?
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   MassieVoter said, 7 months ago

   Ewwwwwww – I don’t want any popcorn now.
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   leftwingpatriot said, 7 months ago

   @DylanThomas3.14159

   Duke opened an orphanage in 1995 after the Republicans took control of Congress- Nothin’ But Orphans. Earl turned up there on April 12, 1995. Honey noticed the resemblance and surreptitiously had a DNA test performed. Earl is the product of a liaison between Duke and stripper with a drug problem
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 7 months ago

   @leftwingpatriot

   Thanx, LWP. Your homework is always the best.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 7 months ago

   I’m surprised that president-for-life Bmzklfrpz has a real job.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 7 months ago

   @

   “… folks who have nothing better to do while their microwave popcorn is popping than watch the countdown on the microwave clock.”
   

   
   I’m one of ’em. I watch in order to memorize the exact number of seconds needed to produce optimized popped corn. Neither too much (too many burned popcorns) nor too little (too many unpopped kernels).
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   vwdualnomand said, 7 months ago

   that idea is brilliant. has to better than infusing ghost chilis into vodka.
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    MiepR said, 7 months ago

    I vote this Best Satire Yet. Or at least for quite some time.
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    Mike31g said, 7 months ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    The arc LWP states is here:
    http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1995/04/12
    I don’t think Earl’s mother was ever explicitly named, but there was a later story arc where Duke takes young Earl for his first tattoo; and Duke shows Earl some of the names that have been tattooed on him. Three names are mentioned, Earl says “you got a tattoo of mum, you did care” or words to that effect.
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    Mike31g said, 7 months ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    Duke’s parenting skills:
    http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1995/05/18
    Enjoy
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    Coyoty said, 7 months ago

    Perfect content: Gocomics.
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    gmartin997 said, 7 months ago

    Nothing, Duke. Anything would take a woman at least an hour.
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    roctor said, 7 months ago

    Thee minutes The time dedicated to the lead news story on the nightly news.
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