Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 2 years ago

    I wonder if Duke remembers the 3 minutes that created Earl.

  2. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, about 2 years ago

    @leftwingpatriot

    Who was the mother of this up-and-coming monster?

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 2 years ago

    Nag?

  4. MassieVoter

    MassieVoter said, about 2 years ago

    Ewwwwwww – I don’t want any popcorn now.

  5. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 2 years ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    Duke opened an orphanage in 1995 after the Republicans took control of Congress- Nothin’ But Orphans. Earl turned up there on April 12, 1995. Honey noticed the resemblance and surreptitiously had a DNA test performed. Earl is the product of a liaison between Duke and stripper with a drug problem

  6. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, about 2 years ago

    @leftwingpatriot

    Thanx, LWP. Your homework is always the best.

  7. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, about 2 years ago

    I’m surprised that president-for-life Bmzklfrpz has a real job.

  8. DylanThomas3.14159

    DylanThomas3.14159 said, about 2 years ago

    “… folks who have nothing better to do while their microwave popcorn is popping than watch the countdown on the microwave clock.”


    I’m one of ’em. I watch in order to memorize the exact number of seconds needed to produce optimized popped corn. Neither too much (too many burned popcorns) nor too little (too many unpopped kernels).

  9. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 2 years ago

    that idea is brilliant. has to better than infusing ghost chilis into vodka.

  10. MiepR

    MiepR said, about 2 years ago

    I vote this Best Satire Yet. Or at least for quite some time.

  11. Mike31g

    Mike31g said, about 2 years ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    The arc LWP states is here:
    http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1995/04/12
    I don’t think Earl’s mother was ever explicitly named, but there was a later story arc where Duke takes young Earl for his first tattoo; and Duke shows Earl some of the names that have been tattooed on him. Three names are mentioned, Earl says “you got a tattoo of mum, you did care” or words to that effect.

  12. Mike31g

    Mike31g said, about 2 years ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    Duke’s parenting skills:
    http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1995/05/18
    Enjoy

  13. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Perfect content: Gocomics.

  14. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Nothing, Duke. Anything would take a woman at least an hour.

  15. roctor

    roctor said, about 2 years ago

    Thee minutes The time dedicated to the lead news story on the nightly news.

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