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   leftwingpatriot said, 10 months ago

   Can Trff make a decent martini?
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   Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 10 months ago

   NOW he needs him
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   MiepR said, 10 months ago

   That looks like a margarita to me. Although I hear the best ones use Cointreau.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 10 months ago

   The trouble with these countries is if we help the rebels or not, and they win, they usually end up being worse than the guys they overthrew.
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   mrbribery said, 10 months ago

   Absinthe for the Duke?
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   MiepR said, 10 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   There is that. Also helping them tends to involve supplying them with munitions, which does not tend to improve the situation overall.
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   MiepR said, 10 months ago

   @mrbribery

   You can actually buy it online. I don’t know whether to be surprised or not.

   http://www.originalabsinthe.com/
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 10 months ago

   Suppose “the butcher” could persuade Asshead to step down. Then, is the CIA. going to pay Overkill to hire Duke & Son to “extract” him? Call on Jeff ‘n’ Zip? Haven’t we already seen this movie? Aw, gimme some uh that yummy orange liqueur.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 10 months ago

   @mrbribery

   “Absinthe for the Duke?”
   π
   They say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
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    Thirdguy said, 10 months ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    I thought it was;
    “Absess makes the fart go Honda.”
    sorry, old joke.
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    Borntalkingback said, 10 months ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder….

    of somebody else
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    Spaghettus1 said, 10 months ago

    @Thirdguy

    I know that old thing…the Japanese doctor and the patient with the odd symptoms…and think of it every time I hear the original line. I never completely forget a good “groaner”.
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    Clark Kent said, 10 months ago

    And never the Maine shall tweet.
    ……………………………………………..
    If trff is a butcher it should be working in a packing plant where it will get carpal tunnel syndrome and less than minimum wage.
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    Dunestrider said, 10 months ago

    That’s funny, the term “Berzerkistan” for a fictional middle-eastern country. although I prefer the term “Kamikazistan”.
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 10 months ago

    Well, it’s good to see Dictator Eyechart doing something USEFUL for a change!
    Make mine a bourbon and ginger ale.
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