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May 3, 2012
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J.J.: Let me get this straight, Alex. First you tell me you're getting married at Walden... site of my first, disastrous marriage! And now you're telling me I'm not welcome to bring Zeke! Well, forget it, kiddo! No way in hell I'm coming to your wedding now! Mike: How'd it go? Alex: Surprisingly well.
May 5, 2012
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    BE THIS GUY gc insider over 5 years ago

    You’re a smart one..,

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    basshwy  over 5 years ago

    Guess that’s a win – at least from Alex’s point of view

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    leowong2002  over 5 years ago

    Expect the unexpected

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    rayannina  over 5 years ago

    Leo’s Vietnam-vet boss is probably invited. So they’ll have security covered.

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    King_Shark  over 5 years ago

    Wonder if Jeff will be invited, fire a gun in celebration and shoot down one of the Peace Prizident’s drones flying overhead.

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    Buzza Wuzza  over 5 years ago

    JJ will be there, have no doubt.

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    jnik23260  over 5 years ago

    Poor JJ – Abandoned by her mother, having a poverty – stricken loser for a first husband, and now disrespected by her daughter! Only Batiuk treats his characters worse!

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    pauline_gangof4  over 5 years ago

    Mission accomplished.

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    kjhudlow gc insider over 5 years ago

    Good for Alex!

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    TheWildSow  over 5 years ago

    Nah, the biker friend and Zeke are pals.

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    blanche64  over 5 years ago

    She might not like him, but that’s her mother’s long term partner. It is unfair of her not to invite him.

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    Raygun  over 5 years ago

    100% chance that JJ and Zeke will crash the wedding – it ought to be fun to see.

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    jmatrixrenegade  over 5 years ago

    Tempus fugit. I remember JJ and her overalls.

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    Gokie5  over 5 years ago

    Who’s that brain-damaged guy who hired Leo to work in the sound booth? Can’t find him on Google. He might work well as Secuirty.

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 5 years ago

    Rev. Zonker’s got to be officiating, right?

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    Big_Tex  over 5 years ago

    J.J., it is your daughter’s wedding, not yours. Here’s a solution, have you ever heard of rededication vows. Have a rededication ceramony and you can be as “artistic” as you like.

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    diggitt  over 5 years ago

    Oh, no, masterskrain—JJ knew Zeke before she met Mike. She was on the rebound and went to visit her mother. Mike fell flat on his face for her when they met. Then after Alex was born (on television, after she’d thrown Mike out for some small infraction) she hooked up with Zeke again and finally left Mike. (About one million scenes later.) JJ and Zeke perennially view themselves as ill-used by Mike, heaven knows why. I think there’s an old saying about how much you dislike those you’ve abused.

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    rasalom  over 5 years ago

    and the banner unfurls…MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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    Clarence Tate gc insider over 5 years ago

    Hook, line, and sinker. Well played, Alex!

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    Julp  over 5 years ago

    Well, it wouldn’t be JJ’s first wedding crash by any means so yeah, it would be out of character for her to stay home.

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    Dragoncat gc insider over 5 years ago

    J.J. needs to open her eyes and see that her marriage to Zeke is an even worse disaster than her marriage to Mike could ever have been.

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    Dragoncat gc insider over 5 years ago

    Phase One: COMPLETE!

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    Cofyjunky  over 5 years ago

    Yahhhh…Alex’s mom will show up at the eleventh hour, in some melodramatic form, and somehow manage to make the day all about her…sigh!

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    Bucinka  over 5 years ago

    Site of your first disastrous marriage? J.J., it’s not about you. (Don’t get me wrong, I’m not one bit surprised at her reaction.)

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    LiviaBay  over 5 years ago

    JJ is one selfish, overbearing woman; I expect her and that sad excuse of a husband to wreck Alex’s wedding day.

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    lindz.coop  over 5 years ago

    “What I want to know is, how did Joanie end up with such selfish losers for kids? Neither one of them turned out well.”

    Joanie wasn’t exactly mom of the year when she ran off and left JJ & her own first husband. Not sure how Jeff turned out so bad.

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    Michelle Morris  over 5 years ago

    J.J., your marriage was disastrous because you made it so! Then you married Zeke the No-load homeless guy! And now you want to make your daughter’s wedding nothing more than an avant-garde art project, and object to her putting her foot down about Zeke with the wandering eye, whom you’ve just put before your own flesh and blood. Any wonder you’re not wanted at the wedding?

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