Trudeau must have “a thing” for Trump. His hair’s not (quite) that bad. And he’s not (quite) that fat. But he doesn’t exaggerate The Donald’s arrogance. That’s impossible. It’s so great it makes him go out on long limbs. Example: only two GOP candidates, apparently, will show up at HIS GREAT DEBATE: Newt “The Snoot” (frontrunner) and Jon Huntsman (around 2% in the polls).