Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau


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  1. davers12

    davers12 said, over 6 years ago

    Simply a product of healthy eating, with vegetables such as ketchup, and a daily regimen of video games.

  2. Kiba65

    Kiba65 said, over 6 years ago

    Shouldn’t take to long in basic training to turn him around to a healthier way of life, Army Strong can do it…

  3. Orion

    Orion said, over 6 years ago

    Hooah. Future Soldier program’ll have him within weight in a few months, then get him to OSUT….


  4. hawgowar

    hawgowar said, over 6 years ago

    Even the Marines couldn’t fix that one. Recruiting duty is some of the most thankless, micromanaged, pressure jobs there are where nobody’s shooting at you.

    I was caught up in it for about 9 months before I managed to escape.

    Still, it’s a very necessary job. Just not for me.

  5. ARF2

    ARF2 said, over 6 years ago

    “Army Strong?” Looked it up. It’s the latest recruiting slogan.

    “Army of One” is so 2005.

  6. Sheik Yerbouti

    Sheik Yerbouti said, over 6 years ago

    There’s strong, and then there’s Army Strong. Not to be confused with Amy Strong, who’s a set decorator for Entourage and Bones.

  7. cdward

    cdward said, over 6 years ago

    They can’t take the kid because he’s got joint problems, a heart condition and diabetes …..

  8. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, over 6 years ago

    Yeah, but look at his score on controlling the Remotely Operated Vehicles.

  9. C. A. Brobst

    C. A. Brobst GoComics PRO Member said, over 6 years ago

    McDonald’s is a greater threat to America’s security than the terrorists.

  10. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 6 years ago

    The Army has been using on-line video games as a recruiting tool for the last few years. Some of them have drawn criticism for being rather gratuitous shoot-em-ups just barely this side of something like “Halo”; bleeding-hearts worry that the Army will end up getting a lot of blood-thirsty killers as recruits. Now we see the real problem: when you recruit people using a video game, you get recruits who like to play video games… oops…

  11. Yukoneric

    Yukoneric said, over 6 years ago

    Most people are failing the military physicals because people are just plain TOOOOO FFFAAAATTT!. At least I have a disability; the one person that day who failed the physical, everyone else was taken. Thought I could be a medic. NOPE, NO WAY, son.

  12. PossumPete

    PossumPete said, over 6 years ago

    Apartheid Rules!!! Makes things so much easier. Us and Them. What could be simpler?

  13. Finbar Gurdy

    Finbar Gurdy said, over 6 years ago

    GT’d probably do a pretty good job on Apartheid, but methinks he’s got more than enough material to work with focusing on the problems here in the good-ole-USA….. if only our gummint could focus that well…..

  14. avagara

    avagara said, over 6 years ago

    Jelly Donut, SIR!

  15. thepeoplesmushroom

    thepeoplesmushroom said, over 6 years ago


    Apartied’s NOT an easy target?

    America land of the Fat, Home of the uneducated. My Granddad was in the Navy during WWII, last week He said that America has become alot fatter and Dumber in in the last 30 years.

    As a Vet It breaks my heart that ppl lap up fox news, glen beck and what ever propaganda roger Ailes feeds them.

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