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1. 

   gimmickgenius said, about 1 month ago

   Double yikes.

2. 

   Jo Jo said, about 1 month ago

   The guide comes in a brown paper wrapper.

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   VistaBill said, about 1 month ago

   Zonker’s one of a kind!

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   GrimmaTheNome said, about 1 month ago

   Oh, so that’s why they’re imported from Holland. Horti-porn.

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   Ravenswing said, about 1 month ago

   Horti-porn. (snickers) I love it.

   “Heyyyy, meester, wanna see som’ filthy tulipa linifolia, just five dollah …”

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   Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

   Georgia O’Keefe was noted for her paintings of arid desert landscapes and sun-bleached cattle skulls.
   Fat chance of those bulbs blooming!

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   Avolunteer said, about 1 month ago

   @Susan: just like the ones I plant here in acid rocky &/or clay soil full of voles and such… if I plant 100 bulbs I’m lucky to get 6 blooms…..

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   royman said, about 1 month ago

   @ Susan001, Georgia O’Keefe was far more famous for her highly sensualized paintings of flowers than she was for her desert scenes.

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   Fer Lefer said, about 1 month ago

   Yikes… to Zonker!

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    Doctor Toon said, about 1 month ago

    I was reading The Da Vinci Code and wasn’t really getting the sexual symbolism of the Rose.
    Then I walked into a grocery store and saw a giant poster of a Rose in the floral department.
    Then I got it, that poster suddenly seemed pornographic.

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    seed_drill said, about 1 month ago

    Given Zonk’s long known horticultural skills, why doesn’t he get a job in a nursery, instead of McFriendly’s?

12. 

    Dracip said, about 1 month ago

    As I recall, Zonker grows other “flowers”, too….

13. 

    jtpozenel said, about 1 month ago

    Shocking!

14. 

    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    “Hey meeester, I gotta seester. Only 5 dollah!”

    You dig?

15. 

    Potrzebie said, about 1 month ago

    Doc Toon, if you think a Rose is porn, you really should see what playboy did with an Orchid in one of it’s magazines one time.

16. 

    Ushindi said, about 1 month ago

    http://www.nga.gov/kids/scoop-okeeffe.pdf

    (Georgia O’Keeffe)

17. 

    Chikuku said, about 1 month ago

    A flower is in fact the sexual organ of a plant.

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    Cean said, about 1 month ago

    And that’s the joke, she’s best known for her often shockingly sexual looking flowers, so the lit has to keep up! Ha! I love this strip especially when Zonk’s talking to flowers - too cool that they ‘speak’ to him, too.

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    Teresa said, about 1 month ago

    Cean, you mean to say that YOU don’t hear the flowers?
    Ya gots ta listen, man!
    Open up them ears, dig the flowers and other flora and fauna.
    Mmmmm, nature!

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    “Mounting excitement”. My my!!