Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

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  1. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    That would certainly be an apocalypse, now wouldn’t it?

  2. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I think Jeff is more likely to get terminated with extreme prejudice if he tries anything that stupid.

  3. cdward

    cdward said, 2 months ago

    baslim, that’s why he hopes he doesn’t get ordered to try!

  4. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    When you don’t want to win a war, just declare it unwinnable. Who woulda guessed Gary Trudeau would agree with George Will?

  5. misterwhite

    misterwhite said, 2 months ago

    pschearer wrote: ” Who woulda guessed Gary Trudeau would agree with George Will? ”

    He DOESN”T. He is merely recounting what our CIA guys have been saying since the mid 1990’s, what the KGB has been saying long before that.

  6. Nick V

    Nick V said, 2 months ago

    “You’ve just committed one of the classic blunders. The most well-known is, ‘Never start a land war in Asia.’ But only slightly less well-known is, ‘Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!’”

  7. jimpow

    jimpow said, 2 months ago

    And never invade Russia in the winter.

  8. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLAGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    And “When you have to shoot , shoot, don’t talk.”

  9. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Nah, just say, “OK, war’s over! We win! Let’s get the flock outa here!!”

  10. Herbabee

    Herbabee said, 2 months ago

    ^ Who’s dat dude with the eyebrows, Hipster?
    I’ll have to change my pic to that of Don Van Vliet for a real winnin’ tag team~

  11. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 2 months ago

    OldHipster’s avatar is Frank Zappa.

    But, OldHipster probably has confused “hipster” with “hippie.”

    Hipsters were folks who were stylish and hip in the 1950s. But, the word “hipster” was used up to 15 years before that. A “hippie” of the 1960s was sort of the antithesis of “hipster.”

    Havoc is just telling it like it is. He doesn’t want what he said to be repeated elsewhere.

    If Jeff Redfern were to whack Havoc, he might actually do it by bumbling as usual and wreak havoc instead without being ordered to do so. Jeff is accident prone.

  12. Larry

    Larry said, 2 months ago

    that’s Frank Zappa front man for the Mother’s of Invention. Form the 60’s hard rock era

  13. mikeut66

    mikeut66 said, 2 months ago

    In college (circa 1972) my music professor said if Beethoven were alive today he would be Frank Zappa.

    Such was his admiration for Zappa’s musical mind.

  14. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    And let’s not forget the Old Hipster’s (sorry, I mean Frank Zappa’s) four kids, Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. It TAKES a different kind of mind to name your children this way.

  15. Susan001

    Susan001 said, 2 months ago

    Yeah? What about Apple, Bronx, Brooklyn, Sunday, and the other idiotic names that today’s so-called “celebrities” burden their kids with?
    It’s no wonder Chastity Bono changed her/his name!

  16. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Joe Allen, you old cork knocker!!!

    I TRIED to use old HIPPIE but it was taken
    Yes, I tried several variations and Hipster was available.

    In fact, I was a Undercover Hippie, back in the time when Frank was alive, and yes, I know who Don Van Vliet was, too

    So, with that in mind, MISTER Know-it-the-hell-all…….
    F$#@! you and the horse you rode in on!!!

  17. 4deerinmyyard

    4deerinmyyardGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Play nice, children.