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   yyyguy said, almost 4 years ago

   roland may be smarter than he looks
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   margueritem said, almost 4 years ago

   yyyguy: I agree, he’s not so clueless here.
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   4deerinmyyard said, almost 4 years ago

   THEDRIVER said, a while back: just like Ted baxter on the old mtm show. or that news reporter on wkrp in cincinnati.

   Les Nessman! “Chai-Chai Rodrigueeze.” “Oh the humanity!” “Godless communist tornadoes!”
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   rmleon said, almost 4 years ago

   oh, man! everybody’s so litigious.
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   turoc15 said, almost 4 years ago

   speculate…speculum.

   roland’s no shmoe when it comes to self interest.

   news reportage is an innocent by-stander.

   not for nothing has the ghost of geraldo been conjured

   through this thread.
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   jaiel said, almost 4 years ago

   Go for it Roland. Young punks taking over the news.
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   pearlandpeach said, almost 4 years ago

   Les was a great character on WKRP….still like the reruns.
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   turoc15 said, almost 4 years ago

   bleeep straight
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   turoc15 said, almost 4 years ago

   o.k.

   i give up.

   dern straight
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    okeedoekee said, almost 4 years ago

    Remember the WKRP Thanksgiving episode when Les and one of his coworkers dropped live turkeys from a helicopter onto the parking lot at a shopping plaza? Turkey’s don’t fly. That was a good one. Oh yes, Roland. Since he is a cartoon character I really like him.
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    TheWildSow said, almost 4 years ago

    Wild turkeys CAN fly – but the fat farm-bred variety can’t!

    “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could FLY!”
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    okeedoekee said, almost 4 years ago

    So how much do wild turkeys fly? Don’t remember seeing them overhead migrating. They must hang around all year. Still, don’t remember them in the air. Look! It’s a bird! It’ s a plane! It’s a turkey!
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    plus4 said, almost 4 years ago

    Did the headset incident actually happen in the strip? I’ve read DBury faithfully for a long time but I don’t remember.
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    JonD17 said, almost 4 years ago

    I can report factually that wild turkeys fly high enough to take out a car windshield.
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    Orgelspieler said, almost 4 years ago

    They’re sort of like pheasants… they live on the ground, but they roost in trees and don’t migrate. They can fly short distances… short, but long enough to make it real hard to find the flock again after your first shot spooks the bunch!
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