Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau

Doonesbury

Comments (17) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. turoc15

    turoc15 said, over 7 years ago

    unlike zipper, roland is an essential bellweather. zipper is a being without any redeeming consequence, save for his own self-indulgence. roland could concievably affect public opinion as a result of his own self-indulgence. we must watch him be an asshole. it helps.

  2. turoc15

    turoc15 said, over 7 years ago

    here in canada,cosmetics do not determine

    who delivers the news.

    we like our reporters ugly.

    and bleeep,we got ‘em.

  3. turoc15

    turoc15 said, over 7 years ago

    wow,i said bleeep and i just got bleeped

  4. turoc15

    turoc15 said, over 7 years ago

    holy bleep

  5. bmwk12ltc

    bmwk12ltc said, over 7 years ago

    isn’t Canada were the “naked new’s” comes from. If it is they don’t seem very ugly. Not that I’ve ever been to that site, Nope not me, I’ve just heard, yeah that’s it.

  6. marchman

    marchman said, over 7 years ago

    My g_d Roland is self aware enough to kn ow he is in trouble, he never was aware of that before.

  7. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara GoComics PRO Member said, over 7 years ago

    As turoc15 stated, all the presentable reporters/anchors of Canada (such as Hilary Bowker, Peter Jennings, Sheila McVicar…) tend to head south leaving only the uglies/inarticulates such as Harvey Kirck, Knowlton Nash and Peter Mansbridge to “service” home.

  8. NotFromIceland

    NotFromIceland said, over 7 years ago

    But Roland should be perfect for ANY show-biz job, including teevee “news.” He has two essential qualifications: He never ages and he’s as thick as two planks.

  9. princepavel

    princepavel said, over 7 years ago

    Maybe a new hat, dude…He’s had that one since Vietnam!

  10. misterwhite

    misterwhite said, over 7 years ago

    Both Zipper and Roland are reflections of different segments of Americans.

    I suspect that GT will stop using then if they ever lack relevance.

    May we get to that day before the cockroaches take over.

  11. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, over 7 years ago

    zipper/zonker represent the clueless slackers, right? So what does Roland represent?

    By the way, I’m wondering what XXX material looks like in HD? I am not hd yet.

  12. turoc15

    turoc15 said, over 7 years ago

    i said canadian reporter presenters might be homely.

    but but i never said inarticulate.

    although one radio babe tried to say ‘denigrated’

    about three times in a story relating to some nsnbc goof

    comment about canada’s role in afghanistan.

    4th try,she got out “denenigrated”and seemed to be

    pleased with the result.

    idiots without borders.

  13. yyyguy

    yyyguy said, over 7 years ago

    they’re everywhere

  14. seed_drill

    seed_drill said, over 7 years ago

    Potrzebie said, about 2 hours ago

    By the way, I’m wondering what XXX material looks like in HD? I am not hd yet.

    Actually, I’ve read that adult actresses are not too happy with the new Blu-ray technology for the same reason as Roland.

  15. benbrilling

    benbrilling GoComics PRO Member said, over 7 years ago

    Technology caused the problem, technology can fix it. A skin smoothing app is all that’s required.

  16. Load the rest of the comments (2).