Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 08, 2009

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Stephie: Mr. Howard? there's someone in the showroom! Mr. Howard: Don't toy with me, Stephie. Can I put you in a new vehicle, sir? I'll beet I can--at 50% off! Pretty ridiculous, huh? Mike: No, thanks. Just looking for old times' sake. I'm over SUVs. Howard: With today's low gas prices? That's crazy! did I mention that additional 30% markdown if you're wearing a red sweater today? Mike: Sorry, I finally realized how irresponsible a choice it really was. Howard: Irresponsible? You want to know what irresponsible looks like? I'm about to let you drive off in this bad boy for the cost of prepping it! And that's with the in-vehicle HD theater system! Your kids will absolutely flip! Mike: We don't have a kid at home anymore. Howard: No kid. No problem. Stewart! Kid: Yes, dad? Howard: My firstborn! He's yours! Take him right off the lot! Go get your paperwork, son! Kid: Not again...