Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 03, 2003
Transcript:
Walden dean: Sir, admissions would like you to sign off on this year's affirmative action numbers. Here are the minority candidates... Walden president: Only 23? Take them all! Walden dean: And there are 63 legacies and 105 impact athletes. Walden president: Approved. Walden dean: Lastly, five Oregon high school "graduates." Walden president: No way.