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Nov 2, 2002
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Jason (Football team captain): Off-tackle slant on two!  Players: Boor-ing! Lame-o! What else you got?  Jason: Hey! This is not a democracy!  B.D.: Jason?  Jason: Uh...what's up, skipper?  B.D.: Hate to do this to you, but my little girl here has to write an article on the team for her school newspaper... She's just bursting with questions - the kid's a real sports nut - so I was hoping you could help her out!  These boys are in the middle of practice, Sam, so make it snappy!  Sam: Okay, Daddy.  B.D.: Thanks, guys.  Sam:  Hi, everyone!  So what do steroids taste like? I've heard they're chocolatey.  Player:  Uh... Jason:  Coach!
Nov 4, 2002
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