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Nov 10, 2001
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Congressional representative: Excuse me? Exactly why does a reckless, destabilizing $8 billion missile defense fantasy suddenly make sense?  B.D. Why are we not invading Iraq? Or Syria?  This war is so lame!  Reverend Sloan: Peace now! Peace now!  Chase (reading): "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to christianity." Roland: Meanwhile, psychologists are cautioning the public that a 100% approval rating does not actually make someone smarter.  Minister: Yes, the attacks were a wake-up call from God! We deserved nothing less!  Bill Maher (voice from TV): You want cowardly? Cowardly is firing cruise missles from 2,000 miles away.  Mike: The preceding views were brought to you by a free press, the right to which is currently being defended.  Zonker: Just a reminder! Peace out, dogs!
Nov 12, 2001
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